steve purkiss

It looks like seesmic, the new video blogging/discussion service and cool kid in town, is being headed up by an evil Globalist, intent on the population of the world being watched and controlled by an all-powerful One World Government.

As Lord Acton quoted in a letter to Bishop Mandell Creighton in 1887:

“Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men.”

Has Loïc’s ever-increasing greatness turned him evil? You decide:

Last night, in a reply to popular seesmic member New York-based writer The Obstructionist’s question about whether he would turn “evil” in 2008, he replied that he wouldn’t, or in 2009, 2010, etc.

On further investigation, it turns out The Obstructionist asked the wrong question, which should have been “Are you already evil?”. He would have lied though of course, as that’s what evil Globalists do (don’t they?!).

Here’s the evidence - 49 seconds in, Loïc clearly states that he won’t turn evil:

…however, shortly after, Loïc, who frequently thanks seesmic members for “all the love”, publicly stated on the popular micro-blogging service Twitter, that he “want[s] to vote for a World President. Who cares about Countries”

Loïc subsequently confirms his position, stating that “We need a World government and vote for a World President.”

Loïc, previously EVP for blogware company Six Apart, is used to being controversial, but this latest incident goes to show that his evil master plan is all, erm, going to plan.

Disclaimer: I love seesmic, and if you haven’t guessed by now, this article is satire

Photos courtesy of the internet.